Mineral Town Neko

femmexsomniferum:

"That’s for girls that aren’t as beautiful as I am, pussycat. I’m 58 kilos and my measurements are 86-56-83. Anything else I can share with you?

"No, I… Just find it hard to believe that even someone as open as you doesn’t keep a few secrets. Especially considering all the secrets I have…" He stroked his chin, thinking.

femmexsomniferum:

"You haven’t learned a single thing about me, have you, pussycat? I don’t keep secrets.

Shadow raised an eyebrow.

"You’re saying you have absolutely no secrets? I’m sure there must be something even you keep secret, like your measurements, or your weight or something…"

nicosnowangelo:

Reblog this if you think female athletes are not obligated to look “pretty” while playing. Female athletes are not here to be pleasing to the the eye; they are here to PLAY.

I am making this post because my grandfather just commented on how the mouthguards of female field hockey players make them look ugly, and that they would look better if they didn’t have them. 

"Aw damn, you're married to Deadpool? Why didn't you say so? I could have brought you a gift!"

femmexsomniferum:

"Boy, have you got it wrong. I’m not married and I sure as shite don’t plan on being so.”

"Are you sure you’re just not keeping it secret so you can continue to tease and flirt with people~?" He teased.

the-donut-swimmer:

tsunderetendencies:

One True Pairing.

And this children are how ships are born.

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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unionsonstrike:

soaked-fallen-angel:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

staff why

I laugh in the face of danger.

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND